the siren song of conformity

I wasn't going to do this meme, since a bunch of the questions struck me as dumb. But it's ~half the posts of actual people on my f'list, and I cannot resist the herd. Theoretically ganked from lady_angelina as hers was the one I copypasted from.

( ARE YOU EXPERIENCED )

And with that complete I can go to sleep like I should have a half hour ago.