I finally nerved up and set up my A03 account and imported a few stories. I'd intended to get some or all beta-read, but I couldn't make myself go back through stuff I'd written two years ago -- instead, I just pulled a few over, and backdated them so at least they'll show up as old.

Same username and everything. The AO3 now has a tag for Lisa Basil (Ace Attorney) and Ray Defwydd (Doctor Who), the latter of which I had to look up the last name for since I wasn't even sure she HAD one.

I should find time to write stuff that's not RP. But RP is fun.

ETA: pfft, I just pushed Ace Attorney onto the list of video game fandoms linked on the fandoms page. It's currently 3 different FF games, Kingdom Heards, plus GS/AA. NEEDS MOAR GAMERS.
Title: Lighter Than Air
Fandom: Phoenix Wright/Gyakuten Saiban
Pairing/Characters: Ema/Maya
Summary: Everything can be explained by the power of SCIENCE!
Rating/Warnings: G-rated. Unbeta'ed, straight from the meme. It does fill the prompt, so if that squicks you, please just skip it.
Prompt/Kink: Maya/Ema....body inflation plz. oh god don't hurt me I am just a poor anon
Word count: 446
Author's note: Okay, so writing this was a bit odd. There was bitching and wankery on the meme over the request, and my initial response was something along the lines of:
Huh, a kink I hadn't even heard of. Weird, wonder what it is....hmm, that's as weird as macro/micro to me in that it's just so unrealistic. Wouldn't that leave stretch marks? ...Come to think of it, why doesn't Maya (or Pearl) end up with stretch marks... Ema: "SCIENCE!"

So I wrote it on the train home, and then I didn't out myself on it because I didn't want to deal with the possibility of wank. But I changed my mind, since people are being obnoxious again on the meme -- so here it is for posterity, and for some sort of solidarity.

Lighter Than Air )
valentinite: riffraff from the Catillac Cats cartoon (Default)
( Sep. 16th, 2008 05:06 pm)
Reposting the only other thing I've admitted to from the kinkmeme (and the only thing I've written there in a few months).
Title: Spring Tide
Fandom: Phoenix Wright/Gyakuten Saiban
Pairing/Characters: Iris/Phoenix/Edgeworth
Summary: Phoenix is a sap.
Rating/Warnings: Three people sharing a bed, but nothing other than kissing. Unbeta'd, tweaked a little since I posted it on the meme.
Word count: 640
Author's note: I can't actually see these three as a threesome -- it's really a V with Phoenix in the middle. Which was left vague in this as the kinkmeme request was for the threesome. Also, "spring tide" (as opposed to "neap tide") is when the sun and moon are on opposite sides of the Earth, making the tides more extreme.

Spring Tide )
valentinite: Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION (phoenix wright)
( Aug. 16th, 2008 01:29 pm)
Title: Let Her Walk
Fandom: Phoenix Wright/Gyakuten Saiban
Pairing/Characters: Lana Skye, completely gen.
Summary: Lana isn't above wanting revenge in the only way she can get it.
Warnings: Unbeta'd
Word count: 1424
Author's note: Written as an exercise in writing Lana and because half of it of it popped into my head the first time I played 3-5 and Edgeworth mentioned only having one case against Mia, and the other half arrived a few months later (while reading the kinkmeme, sadly). Concrit always welcome; I'm still not sure I'm happy with it but I might finally put this up as the first thing on my Objection account.

It took five re-reads of the case summary before Lana could see anything past the victim's name.... )
valentinite: Ray from Delta and the Bannermen (kick ass take names)
( Jul. 9th, 2008 07:24 pm)
Ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] whoniverse1000.

Title: Good Girls Wear Leather
Fandom: Doctor Who (specifically, Torchwood & classic-Who)
Characters/Pairing: Jack Harkness/Ray (from Delta and the Bannermen)
Word count: 600-odd
Summary: Jack doesn't find what he's looking for, but he does like what he finds.
Warnings: Jack's internal monologue is never 100% clean, but this is just flirting. Unbeta-ed, not Brit-picked.
Other: Doctor Who and Torchwood belong to the BBC. Concrit always welcome.

Good Girls Wear Leather )
valentinite: Gant & Ema: what has science done? (science with gant)
( Jan. 16th, 2008 06:26 am)
People keep requesting Phoenix Wright/Torchwood crossovers on the kink meme, and I just can't quite see the crossover working; the tone of the universes doesn't line up. I couldn't help thinking of the PW cast *watching* Torchwood, though. So, in honor of the new season starting, have a drabble. Contains fake spoilers for future Torchwood -- these are NOT based on reality, so don't worry that you've been spoiled if something seems unfamiliar.

Unbeta'ed, Phoenix & Maya, somewhere around 200 words.

Drabble behind cut )
Fandom: Phoenix Wright
Request: Matt Engarde giving Ron DeLite a blowjob please.
Pairing: Matt/Ron, with background Ron/Dessie and hints of Matt/Juan weirdness
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Summary: Matt is willing to make sacrifices for stardom.
Author's note: Someone on the meme made the valid comment that it's hard to see why Ron goes along with this; there's more in my head but I was having a lot of trouble with Ron's voice in general. Concrit completely welcome, as always.

How to hire a vigilante )
Title: Hardware Solutions
Prompt: Lisa Basil/sexual electrocution. Because even though it kind of squicks me out, it won't get out of my head. Bonus points if it's solo or takes place in a closet.
Characters: Just Lisa.
Warnings: Electrical play, also other pain-causing activities. I wasn't sure if the OP actually wanted electrocution or just electrostimulation; this only contains the latter (no death or injury).
Word count: 1495
Summary: Sparks fly.
Author's note: Don't try this at home. I mean that very seriously; while I did do some research to determine that the gerry-rigged equipment in this is remotely feasible when compared to the electrostimulation units used by doctors for physical therapy, it's also ridiculously dangerous. There ARE safe ways to play with electricity; this is not one of them.

Hardware Solutions )
valentinite: Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION (phoenix wright)
( Dec. 12th, 2007 08:44 pm)
Fandom: Phoenix Wright
Prompt: WAAAGH! OMGYAY! That's SOOOO CUTE! I love you, Anon! (i.e. one of those accidental misplaced comments.)
Author's note: This came immediately to mind on reading the comment, so I wrote it. Written without even rereading originally; just dumped and posted. (I did correct the lone spelling error here.) Maya & Phoenix, gen. Spoilers for a name from JFA, no actual case details. Drabble-ish length; I didn't count the words.

Fan Mail )
valentinite: Dahlia and Iris (dahlia & iris)
( Dec. 4th, 2007 08:44 pm)
Okay, I'll 'fess up to my Phoenix Wright kink meme contribution as well. Crossposted to my journal and [livejournal.com profile] igiari.

Fandom: Phoenix Wright
Title: Don't Drink The Punch
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valentinite
Request: DahliaxIrisxPhoenix, with Phoenix tied up or restrained in some way.
Warnings: T&T spoilers. Explicit threesome sex. Rape. Rohypnol (aka the date-rape drug) poisoning. And one more warning that is spoilery for T&T, but should be obvious from the request if you know spoilers.
Author's note: Concrit is always welcome; I'm pretty new to this writing thing. This has had a tiny bit of editing since posting on the meme, but it's unbeta-ed.

Don't Drink The Punch )